Thursday, 26 January 2012

Super Mario Bothers


Just like the infamous t-shirt he flashed to the world asking “why always me”, many are indeed asking why always you Mario Balotelli? The latest incident on a long Balotelli rap-sheet is an alleged stamp on the head to Tottenham’s Scott Parker. The referee for the match between Manchester City and Tottenham was Howard Webb, who in the officiating arena is highly regarded. However, during the match Webb did not take any action when the clash occurred. It is questionable whether Webb saw the whole occurrence fully. Without the benefit of multiple TV replays whilst having to make a quick decision as it happens, Webb may simply have felt that this was an unintentional coming-together between Balotelli and Parker.

Unlike the live match officials and studying Balotelli’s ‘footwork’ slowed down through TV pictures, I am in no doubt that the controversial Italian purposely aimed to stamp on Parker’s head. The FA have reviewed the situation and have acted by taking retrospective action against Balotelli, and have handed the Manchester City striker a four game ban for his alleged assult.

Now I applauded the authorities for placing some sort of punishment on Balotelli’s stamp, however I question if the correct outcome has stemmed from a correct and fair course of action. The assertion the FA have made is that Howard Webb did not see the altercation whilst officiating, with Webb stating that if he indeed saw the ‘challenge’ he would have taking action at the time. Now judging from Webb's declaration and the ban the FA have dished out, one can purely assume Webb would have sent Balotelli off for the want of a better term for ‘over aggressive play’. 

An automatic three game ban would have been given to Balotelli for his offence, and this is what has been handed out retrospectively. However, due to the fact that this would not have been the first time this season Balotelli would have been sent off, an extra one game ban has been triggered to set Balotelli's punishment to a four game suspension being given. It must be highlighted that is the course of action for all players who effectively have been sent off twice during the season, and is not a special case for Mario Balotelli.

In assessing the event I feel that the whole scenario has been judged on the chequered reputation the Italian has, and not solely on the incident’s own merits. In my eyes Howard Webb saw the incident sufficiently, but in real time and the game being played so fast did not deem Balotelli's right foot to have intentionally stamped on Parker’s head.  

I cannot help feeling that such has been the public fallout in the game's aftermath and who the accused is, Webb is now claiming that he did not see the stamping incident leaving the door open for retrospective action to be handed out. Some may feel I am incorrect in my opinion but if a fair line of appraisal has been employed, how can Jolean Lescott go unpunished for what I described as a premeditated and clear forearm smash to the face of Younès Kaboul?

Just like Balotelli's transgression, video footage of the Lescott-Kaboul incident was shown to Webb with the official once again claiming he did not see the incident during play. A fair enough point as we as spectators forget that with the speed of how the game is played today, and the numerous television cameras that engulf stadiums, it is extremely difficult for the officials to see absolutely every incident that transpires on the field. In saying that I find it hard to digest that after a second review, Webb declares that he would not have done anything about Lescott’s roaming forearm at the time. Therefore claiming that it did not merit any sort of punishment, and simply was an unintentional typical football occurrence. Baffling! That is the word that comes to my mind of Webb’s estimation. A thought which only compounds my conclusion that Webb has acted on who the incidents have featured, rather than the severity of the skirmishes. 

Over the course of the same weekend, TV pictures show Stoke’s Peter Crouch deliberately raking the eyes of West Brom’s Jonas Olsson. Yet from a retrospective view when shown the footage, the referee of this game thinks that this does not deserve further punishment. I cannot help but think if this was Mario Balotelli, Joey Barton, or a high profile figure like Wayne Rooney, there would be constant scrutiny from the media and some sort of action would be taken in one form or another.

I am a Liverpool fan and thought that it was slightly harsh on Jay Spearing for getting a red card during a match against Fulham in December. A sending off for what was seen as an excessive challenge despite Spearing clearly winning the ball. Nevertheless, I can concede that depending on one’s perspective the tackle merited a sending off. But can recall a few weeks later when Newcastle visited Liverpool at Anfield, Newcastle’s Yohan Cabaye contested or should I say attempted to contest the ball against Jay Spearing with a blatant two footed lunge. A ‘tackle’ that had no attempt to win the ball, and was far worse than what Spearing did against Fulham, however Cabaye escaped sufficient punishment.

I am not excusing Balotelli and feel that his ban is fully deserved. In my estimation the talented striker was aware of what he was trying to do in stamping on Scott Parker’s head. Actions like this are cowardly and it is a real shame that players forget that football is a game, and some of their over zealous actions on the field can have some serious lasting consequences to their fellow players of the pitch. I query the pathway the FA and Howard Webb have taken in their punishment of Balotelli, and ask has their conclusion been a fair and untainted judgement, or been based on the alleged accused? You can make your own minds up on this one folks but I shall leave you with this question. If Michael Owen or someone of such a placid manner had been in Balotelli’s situation, would the same outcome have been found?

Tuesday, 10 January 2012

Frankly Speaking’s New Year’s Honours List


Happy New Year folks. Hope all enjoyed the festive season. As tradition dictates, The Queen of United Kingdom annually gives out honours to those of the British public. I cannot see why we at Frankly Speaking cannot follow suit and do a football equivalent. So here's to those who's achievements we recognise in the football world for 2011.      


Player of 2011 – Robin van Persie
35 goals in the year and pretty much carry an ailing side on his back. Enough said.

The Zlatan Ibrahimović Temperimental Player of 2011 – Carlos Tevez
Desperate to leave Manchester and is currently AWOL from his City side. Could there have been anybody else to pick up this gong.

Performance Of The YearBarcelona beating Manchester United
All possible choices strangely had Manchester United featured. But never before has one team psychologically destroyed another elite team whilst being stuck in third gear, and on arguably football’s biggest stage. Exceptional performance from Barcelona to the Red Devils. The result made Fergie try and revamp the club’s playing style going forward to emulate the Catalonians. 

Bargin Buy – Demba Ba
Two things of note here, how much is Tony Pulis regretting not signing him for Stoke? Secondly, I will be amazed if he is still at Newcastle come the start of next season.

Surving Relegation By The Skin Of Their Teeth AwardRoberto Martínez and Wigan
They always look dead and buried all season long, and with six weeks left they wake up and manage to survive. Incredible!

Repetitive Interview Award – Harry Redknapp
Can Harry ever say anything apart from, "Well we’ll give it a go", in his interviews?

Can Start A Fight In An Empty Bar Award – Mario Balotelli
Simply, the man is box-office.

Return Of The King Moment – Kenny Dalglish
Dusted off the old manger’s manual and galvanised the club’s lowly fortunes within a year.
 
Most Improved Appearance Award – Wayne Rooney
New hairdo, money well spent I guess.

Surprised He Is Still At The Club – Jack Rodwell and Cheick Tioté
Everton have played a great game in keeping hold of a talented youngster like Rodwell. After an impressive first season and being compared to Michael Essien in his pomp, with every game for Newcastle so far this season Tioté is enhancing his reputation amongst the top teams.

Golden Oldie AwardBrad Friedel
A man of 40 years of age should not be diving around and keeping goal like Friedel has been during the year. Key signing for Tottenham, and some nifty wheeling and dealing from Harry "Well we'll give it a go" Redknapp. Oh yes I forgot, he does not wheel or deal. You are what you are Harry, no use trying to prove otherwise.

Biggest Fall From Grace – Tim Cahill
Seriously when was the last time Cahill scored a goal? What happened to his kangaroo Aussie leap and scoring loads of headed goals?

The Carles Puyol Look-alike Top Defender AwardFabricio Coloccini
The Argentine has been in inspired form for Newcastle under the Alan Pardew regime.

The Carles Puyol Look-alike "I cannot defend" Award – David Luiz
Great going forward, can give the team much needed drive, but has no interest in defending. The troubled John Terry has got his hands full working in unison with his defensive partner.

Young Player Of 2011Javier ‘Chicharito’ Hernández
Took to English and European football like a duck does to water, Dimitar Berbatov days could well be numbered.

Unsung Hero Award - Dickson Etuhu
In the minefield of midfield, there are better players around and most certainly better players who play in his position. However on the field for Fulham, Etuhu is like the Ronseal wood stain slogan, "Does exactly what it says on the tin".

Top Professional/Kiss and Tell/Scumbag Award – Ryan Giggs
Never before has on individual mastered all three unrelated forms so efficiently. At the time of his activities, I bet he did not think his reported actions would be discussed in British Parliament and the front pages eh.

Loudest Moaners To Not Hearing A Peep Of Complaints – Arsenal Fans
"In Wenger we rust", was the motto at the start of the season with some Arsenal fans. But with the worst bunch of players he has had at his disposal, Professor Wenger has masterminded his team into top four contention. Who dares challenge Wenger? Disgruntled Arsenal fans have all gone very quiet of late.

Comeback Of The Year - Thierry Henry
To those that doubt the merits of his return at Arsenal, an average Henry is still a damn good player ahead of many of opponents

The Andriy Shevchenko (Reverts To Stéphane Guivarc'h During International Tournaments) Award – Fernando Torres
El Nino should really be called El no goals (apart from three) seems to find locating a needle in a haystack a far easier job than trapping the ball and putting it into the onion bag.

The "I can’t believe they brought him for that money!!!" Award – Jordan Henderson
When I see this player I cannot help but think about a table. Why you may ask? Well because Henderson brings nothing to it.